Worse Than Before

Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
I think Mike likes it.

Branson

Yes I hate Branson.
Why don't these people laugh hard?
'Cause they have no teeth.

Oh?

You know, my friend Jon -
that haiku you just posted
it's not your best work

Pals

Korea, oh oh
Japan, oh oh oh oh oh
China, oh oh oh

Clothes Suck

I wear jeans on legs
I wear shirts on shoulders, man
but I hate clothes yo

Strippers vs. Comedians

This is a tough one.
Strippers on left, jokes on right.
Which one do you choose?

Holiday

Wouldn't you know it
It's time for the Premiership
I am so happy

Diet Not Diet

Calories? Not Many.
Well is it like our congress?
A bad play on words.