Half-Marathon

Thirteen point one miles.
Why run if you're not Kenyan?
I really don't know.

This blog is broken

All my best ideas
End up somewhere near this one
always in the ditch

kibbles

the dogs need some food
so do the humans in here
puppy chow for all

In a Dark Corner Somewhere

barely think of em
during the long winter cold
lonely swimming suits

Sioux Falls, SD

It's really cold here.
Really, really, really cold.
Negative five. Ugh.

Grand Old Party

smelly rancid meat
in orbit around the sun
in America

Terror!

transport crash and burn
forests left in ashy piles
bones and bones and bones

New Beginnings

the ripple finished
but I am throwing a rock
to make another

ahem

let me say something
a blog without posts isn't
someone please wake jon

Maybe You Never Know

If I'm thirty-one
and I still don't know what's next
then maybe I'm lost

Unseen

Six to nine days lap
Like crests of waves in the night
No time for blogging

This is bold

Well this here blog is
But that's really all it does
Throw it on the pile

Worse Than Before

Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
I think Mike likes it.

Branson

Yes I hate Branson.
Why don't these people laugh hard?
'Cause they have no teeth.

Oh?

You know, my friend Jon -
that haiku you just posted
it's not your best work

Pals

Korea, oh oh
Japan, oh oh oh oh oh
China, oh oh oh

Clothes Suck

I wear jeans on legs
I wear shirts on shoulders, man
but I hate clothes yo

Strippers vs. Comedians

This is a tough one.
Strippers on left, jokes on right.
Which one do you choose?

Holiday

Wouldn't you know it
It's time for the Premiership
I am so happy

Diet Not Diet

Calories? Not Many.
Well is it like our congress?
A bad play on words.

The Yokozuna Gaffe

Asashoryu, Oh!
With back injury and all...
Mongol soccer match?






Asashoryu's faux pas exposed

Big Comedy Fan

Dear comedian,
Sign my bald head with Sharpie.
Now it’s picture time.

"Hey Garrett"...from "Robin Hood, Men in Tights"

A comedian
must be on the internet
right now just like me

So, Murakami

Vengeance isn't mine
I finished The Wind-Up Bird
Don't know what to think

A Desperate Cry

Do you ever think
That Jon will haiku again?
Jeepers I don't know.

Drill Noises

Dental appointment
One thirty PM today
IU Dental School

Go Team

Fulham got Lee Cook
At least that's what the web says
I don't know these guys

Dave's Sad Steadfastness

Dave's sadness is wont
Unaccustomed he is not
Try and blockade him.

Dave Y's Sad Haiku

Nobody like me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll eat some worms

The Rainy Season Has Worn Out Its Welcome

Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day
I fuckin' hate rain