ahem

let me say something
a blog without posts isn't
someone please wake jon

Maybe You Never Know

If I'm thirty-one
and I still don't know what's next
then maybe I'm lost

Unseen

Six to nine days lap
Like crests of waves in the night
No time for blogging

This is bold

Well this here blog is
But that's really all it does
Throw it on the pile

Worse Than Before

Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
I think Mike likes it.

Branson

Yes I hate Branson.
Why don't these people laugh hard?
'Cause they have no teeth.

Oh?

You know, my friend Jon -
that haiku you just posted
it's not your best work

Pals

Korea, oh oh
Japan, oh oh oh oh oh
China, oh oh oh

Clothes Suck

I wear jeans on legs
I wear shirts on shoulders, man
but I hate clothes yo

Strippers vs. Comedians

This is a tough one.
Strippers on left, jokes on right.
Which one do you choose?

Holiday

Wouldn't you know it
It's time for the Premiership
I am so happy

Diet Not Diet

Calories? Not Many.
Well is it like our congress?
A bad play on words.

The Yokozuna Gaffe

Asashoryu, Oh!
With back injury and all...
Mongol soccer match?






Asashoryu's faux pas exposed

Big Comedy Fan

Dear comedian,
Sign my bald head with Sharpie.
Now it’s picture time.

"Hey Garrett"...from "Robin Hood, Men in Tights"

A comedian
must be on the internet
right now just like me

So, Murakami

Vengeance isn't mine
I finished The Wind-Up Bird
Don't know what to think

A Desperate Cry

Do you ever think
That Jon will haiku again?
Jeepers I don't know.

Drill Noises

Dental appointment
One thirty PM today
IU Dental School

Go Team

Fulham got Lee Cook
At least that's what the web says
I don't know these guys

Dave's Sad Steadfastness

Dave's sadness is wont
Unaccustomed he is not
Try and blockade him.

Dave Y's Sad Haiku

Nobody like me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll eat some worms

The Rainy Season Has Worn Out Its Welcome

Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day
I fuckin' hate rain

Letter to my dear deer friend:

Saturday? Lucy?
I didn't mean to hit you.
I hope you're ok.



Deer ride single speed bicycles.

My Keitai Died Yesterday

Data all kaput
Squandered to the ravens, man
Uncontactable

Is it Tokyo from above?

The picture at right?
I think of Radiohead
Hail to the Thief Art




See?

Wither the Blues

Remember Hockey?
I used to watch it alot.
And now? Not so much.

Julio Franco

Mister Franco, sir
Why oh why are you ageless
Fountain of youth, sir?

































Mr. Amazing Julio Franco

Sorry

When you're at the job
End up writing about work
Not interesting

Productive

the muddle-headed
expects me to know what's wrong
keep dreaming buddy

July Evenings

30 miles or so
back home shower food and couch
tour de france is on

Allison

Elvis Costello's
Allison is the tunage
right here, right now, yeah

Thought Process

Alternatively
I can be rambunctious
Probably won't though

In Daikanyama Now

A lady smoking
Daikanyama hole
Lil' wine before work




















Daikanyama toughies.

It Is

A tree is a tree
A human is a human
A rock is a rock

Punk Rock Girl

Holes and large, large rips
Expose her long legs and knees
Punk rock girls are hot

Me & The Ducks

Kanda River's Ducks
make a small ripple for me,
We rise with the sun

The End

Rip, drop, drop, drizzle
leaky hole in the fabric
of space and of time

820

Got to work today
what I really want is sleep
doesn't pay the bills





If the theme was garage.

Garage

Fred's garage in Wakefield
Frosty breath with cars above
Hot air blows and blows




















Vein-like Newton Lake near Wakefield, Illinois